Murder-for-hire Marketwatch

Objectives:  none

Provisions:  canned

Music:  The The

Physiology:  can’t shake this cough

Humans are a uniquely homicidal species on this planet.  No other mammal kills its own like a human.  That said, I chuckled at one man’s attempt to kill a disliked individual.  I ran the story in my newscast last night.  Wholly unfamiliar with the market on a contract hit, the man in question offered an undercover Independence (Mo.) police officer $5 and 90 painkiller pills for the job.  If I am the undercover cop, I don’t know how I keep a straight face.  Officers immediately arrested the man.